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12 Smells Of Xmas
03:35
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The first smells of xmas
The whiff of pine trees
Cold icy air
And Italian blue cheese
Cinnamon spiced coffee
Lynx Africa
A glass of warm brandy
By the open fire
(Chorus)
The 12 smells of Xmas
All rolled into one
You know Santa is coming
Time to have fun
The 12 smells of xmas
Put your nose to the test
Is it a chicken
Or a turkey breast?
Gingerbread houses
And hot mince pies
Brussel sprouts farts
A xmas surprise
A cold pint of stout
A Baileys Irish cream
Time to be jolly
Living the dream
(Chorus)
The 12 smells of Xmas
All rolled into one
You know Santa is coming
Time to have fun
The 12 smells of xmas
Put your nose to the test
Is it a chicken
Or a turkey breast?
Mulled wine by the fireplace
Xmas jumpers on
Its the festive spirit
Singing xmas songs
Slow roasted chestnuts
Stuffing your face
Swimming in gravy
Heart full of grace
(Middle 8)
The festive season only comes once a year
Fills my heart full of xmas cheer
Time to sip a glass of wine and
beer
I will domesticate your reindeer
Chorus X2
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2. |
Black Eye Friday
03:20
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Black eye Friday
Everyone’s insane
Black eye Friday
Got a pain in my brain
Black eye Friday
We’re all to blame
Black eyed Friday
Here we go again
Gather up your courage
Head into the town
Jump the queue at Argos
And knock them all down
I’ve never done no shopping
Spent my money on booze
Stopped off at the offy
To cure the blues
Chorus
More scrapping than wrapping
Sprouts over touts
I’Il never buy no presents
Once we fallout
Carrots and peas
Big Tony’s ham
Sugar plum fairies
Wains in the pram
Chorus
Down a dark alley
An elf acts the whack
If he keeps it up
He’ll get the sack
The nights getting cold
Im feeling alone
Along comes a taxi
To cart me back home
Chorus
(Middle8)
When the chaos unfolds
And the kicks flying high
I went down with a sweep
And thought I would die
Santa please help me
Show me the light
Jesus come down and
Save me tonight….
Chorus
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3. |
Father Xmas
02:53
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Farther Xmas, Father Xmas
Will you come visit me?
In the middle of the night
Climb down my chimney
Leave some presents for the children
Leave some presents for me
I left you some treats
Under my tree
Father Xmas, Father Xmas
He got stuck in the snow
Rudolph is frozen
Its 40 below
Vixen cried out for help
Santa phoned the North Pole
The Elves saved the day
Alls under control
Happy Xmas to your loved ones
Happy Xmas to your friends
Its time to rejoice
ITs time to make amends
No time for feeling lonely
No time for feeling say
Its Xmas, and life ain’t so bad
Father Xmas, father Xmas
I can hear sleigh bells ring
I haven’t went to sleep yet
Its so exciting
Take away Covid
Take Brexit too
2021, we’re routing for you!
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4. |
Cold Xmas
03:35
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5. |
Christmas Time
02:28
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Tuned In Project Londonderry, UK
Tuned In is an innovative and inspiring community based project facilitating young adults with a learning disability to reach their potential through music and the creative and performance arts.
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